One, two. One, two.
One, two.
Watch your form, Raven.
Yes, sir, Mr. Bossypants.
Elbows up, Cy!
Oh, my gluteus maximus.
It's killing me.
You don't even have gluts.
(BACKFIRES)
Come on, Star! Faster! Faster!
If I go any faster,
I may rupture
the space-time continuum.
No excuses!
ROBIN: And stop!
(PANTING) Are we done?
Yes, we're done.
Right after we do
900 jump squats.
And by we, do you mean
everyone except you?
Someone needs to supervise.
And, as your leader,
I'm willing to make
that sacrifice.
Spare us.
Yo, yo, yo!
What up, Titans?
-Am I late?
-Yes, Beast Boy, you are late.
Well, I'm here now.
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-(BEAST BOY SCREAMS)
You're gonna break the door.
Transform out of that
stupid gorilla.
Nah. I got it.
-Oops!
-Didn't I just tell you
to transform
out of that gorilla.
And I ignored you.
Ah!
(DIALING)
Perhaps we haven't met.
I'm Robin,
leader of the Teen Titans.
-You can't ignore me.
-Huh?
Guess I need to
teach you a lesson.
You get to do all the Titans'
dishes for the rest of the week.
Can't.
And why not?
Gorillas don't do dishes.
Then I command
you to transform out
of that gorilla.
(SIGHS) Gorillas don't listen
to commands either.
(FRUSTRATED GRUNTING)
Do not permit him
to get below the skin, Robin.
As long as he sees
he's bothering you,
he's not gonna listen.
(SIGHING) I suppose
you're right.
(GORILLA SHRIEKING)
There you are Beast Boy.
I was hoping
you could help me...
Sorry, gorillas
don't carry boxes.
(GORILLA GIBBERING)
Mind picking up
your mess, Beast Boy?
No can do.
Gorillas don't pick up
after themselves.
-(GRUNTING)
-(GORILLA SHRIEKING)
(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
-Beast Boy, I need you to...
-Gorillas don't help...
-Ah, never mind!
D'oh!
Beast Boy is driving me nuts!
He eats all day
and makes stupid noises.
And makes a mess everywhere.
Some things never change.
Have you considered
the reason you are upset,
is because
you are not in control?
I don't have to be
in control...
Get your feet off the table!
Sit up straight!
Right. You don't have
control issues.
(DOOR BANGS)
Hey, dudes!
Hey, guy I'm not listening to.
That's it!
Beast Boy,
by the power vested in me
as leader of the Teen Titans,
you are officially grounded.
Wait, what?
Grounded. Ha!
What do you think I am,
five years old?
-Don't answer that.
-You heard me. Grounded!
Go to your room!
I don't have to listen to you.
I mean, who even made you
leader in the first place?
I did. It was my first action
as a leader.
Well, do you know how we
gorillas choose our leaders?
-How is that?
-Biggest and strongest
is in charge.
(GORILLA GROWLING)
(ROBIN STRUGGLING)
Get your butt off me!
It would appear that Robin
has been rendered
grizzle nubbs.
Yep. Dude is helpless.
By the power invested in me,
by myself,
I officially declare myself
the new leader
of the Teen Titans!
(GRUNTING) You can't do that.
I'm the leader.
Sorry, dude, it's the law.
What law?
Law of the jungle, baby.
Guys, come on.
Help me out here.
He's right. It is the law.
Of the jungle, baby.
And now that
I'm calling the shots,
my first order is...
Let's go somewhere
and do something.
Already you show remarkable
prowess as a leader.
Titans go!
Hey. That's my line.
Your first mission for us
is to keep bullies off
the monkey bars?
I must protect them.
The monkey bars are
a gorillas natural habitat.
No. I'm pretty sure
they're not.
Well, I'm pretty sure
they are.
And I'm in charge, so there.
(GIRL GIGGLING)
Yay! Monkey bars!
Titans go!
(GROWLING)
(GIRL SCREAMING)
And why are we...
Fighting... crocodiles?
Because crocs are the natural
enemies of gorillas.
(SQUEAKING)
What are we doing at the zoo?
We're gonna free
the captive gorillas.
Oh, brother.
Exactly, my brothers.
Titans go!
Run like the Tamaranian wind.
You can't just let
all these gorillas loose.
And I bet I can't
do this either.
(STRUGGLING)
Hey! Hey, let me down.
I'm a little bit tired of you
constantly questioning me.
(GRUNTING)
Okay. Let's just have
a reasonable
conversation here.
I'm a gorilla.
And gorillas do not
conversate reasonably.
In fact, I'm done talking.
Come on, Beast Boy.
There has to be a compromise.
(SHRIEKING)
Man! You really let things
get out of hand.
Me? How is this my fault?
Because somewhere
along the line you got soft
and it left you vulnerable.
That doesn't explain why
you guys are following him
when, clearly,
I'm a better leader.
We have no choice.
He's the alpha now.
And being alpha is more
important than actually being
good at anything.
Lucky for you,
there's no place better
to get your alpha back
than at the zoo.
You mean,
you're going to help me?
-But why?
-Why?!
Because I hate bananas!
Now, if you want to be
an alpha,
you need to start
acting like it again.
You mean, act like a gorilla?
Sure, I can hang here all...
No. I mean, act tough.
Never smile. Never laugh.
Those are signs of weakness.
(LAUGHING)
-Stop laughing.
-(LAUGHING)
-Quit it!
-(LAUGHING)
We have a lot of work to do.
(SIGHS) I think I'm crying.
(GIBBERING)
(SNORING)
I'm concerned about Beast Boy.
I fear his leadership style
is adversely
affecting the Titans.
I don't know. Everything seems
pretty much the same to me.
(GIBBERING)
(ALARM RINGING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(PANTING)
If you want to be
an alpha again,
you are gonna have to do
whatever I tell you.
-Understood?
-Got it!
Now take that
kitty cat's dinner.
Uh, this is suppose to
toughen me up, right?
Test my agility?
You want be leader again
or not?
Do what I tell you.
Yes, sir.
-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
That elephant better be
clean enough to eat off of.
Are you sure this is safe?
Just do what I tell ya!
-Ah!
-(CRUNCHING)
I want you to kiss
each and every last
one of those.
(HISSING)
-How exactly is any of this...
-You wanna be a leader?
Do what I tell ya.
Wait a second.
I'm the leader.
You're supposed to do
what I tell you.
Ha! You still have a lot
left to learn.
No. I'm the one who decides
how much I have left to learn.
(CYBORG GRUNTS)
Spoken like a true alpha.
You are indeed ready.
Now go!
I'll go when I say so.
Okay, I'm going.
(ALL GIBBERING)
Beast Boy!
I'm here to take back my
rightful place as alpha.
(ALL GIBBERING)
You're going down.
(GIBBERING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH GROWLING)
(BOTH SHRIEKING)
Find his weakness, Robin
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) Okay, stop!
Not until you say
who your leader is!
(EXCLAIMING)
No! I can't take it.
I can't, I can't.
Do it. Do it now!
You!
You're my leader.
That's right.
Now, go make me a sandwich.
Yes, sir.
-Glad your back, Robin.
-Indeed.
Your leadership skills greatly
surpass those of Beast Boy.
Cut the baloney!
The next time your forget
who your leader is,
you're going to have
major problems.
-Got it?
-Understood.
Yes, sir.
(SIGHS) It's good
to be the alpha.
(ALARM RINGING)
(ALL GIBBERING)
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